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Today, I sat in Chinese class for 6 hours and am also expected to complete 2 HSK practice tests, which takes about 2 hours. I have no free time to explore the country I have come to study abroad. FMCL!

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Yeah, that's China for you (6) - Totally your fault (28)

Jul 27, 2011 12:22 PM - Work - by apclark1

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Last weekend, my roommate and I returned our flat back to the landlord. She wanted us to replace a sofa that had a broken spring, even though it was already broken when we got it and it was noted in the contract. She thought we made the sofa worse. We argued with her about it for over an hour. FMCL.

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Jul 27, 2011 12:23 PM - Miscellaneous - by pumpkinbear

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Yesterday I got a text message from a student: "darling:-Pimissyouverymuch;-(iwantyoutogivemeacard,ok?furthermore,iwanttohaveabighugwithyou:-)tomorrowisallright?" She never uses spaces in her messages. I know she means well and is sweet, but it's always awkward. I call her Student Jerry. FMCL

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Jun 13, 2011 01:46 PM - Miscellaneous - by Teacher Marlie

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Today, I sat next to my boss for an all day meeting and realized even young people at the age of 23 can have halitosis. He doesn't seem to brush his teeth either. FMCL

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Jul 8, 2011 09:41 AM - Work - by zekel

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Today, I couldn't figure out why my bus was going so slow. I realized later that the bus driver was slowing down every time he wanted to hawk a loogie out of the window. Which was often. FMCL

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Mar 24, 2011 03:36 PM - Health - by From Hubei

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Christmas eve, a group of us were trying to get into a club. While the boys were bargaining with the owners this creepy midget beggar attacked all the girls! At first I laughed but then he began to slap our ass and grab at my chest! after an hour of torment, we gave him 1kaui! he ran away happily! FMCL

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Mar 7, 2011 10:07 AM - Sex - by scared4life

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Yesterday, my tutoring center called me at 4pm. I was scheduled to teach a class of 6 year olds 5pm to 6pm for them. They said, "We would ALSO like you to teach an extra class from 6 to 7pm for middle schoolers tonight. Please do great preparations for the class, it must be so good they join!" FMCL

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Feb 25, 2011 02:20 AM - Work - by Myyatt

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Last year, on New Years Eve, my friends and I went clubbing. It was a good night, I was dancing with two beautiful Chinese, and we even kissed. Before it was midnight 2011, I discovered my Windows phone was gone, and so were the girls. FMCL

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Feb 25, 2011 01:43 AM - Miscellaneous - by dragonfly

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Last week, I parked my electric bike for the first time off campus, just 3 meters away from the campus guards to get the last metro into town. The next day when I wanted to pick it up, the battery was stolen, and no one saw anything. The new battery was 800 kuai. FMCL

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Feb 25, 2011 12:13 PM - Miscellaneous - by dragonfly

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Last week, I started a new job at a Chinese company, making me the only foreigner there. Unfortunately, my first name (David) is the same as my boss's English name. To avoid confusion, I will now be called "Little David". FMCL

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Feb 23, 2011 03:03 PM - Work - by Anonymous

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