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Today, I was having dinner outside when I heard a passerby sing "weee werrr weee werrr rock you!" MCLIG

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Jun 8, 2010 08:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by DKwan

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Yesterday, I got hit by a speeding cyclist going up a one way street the wrong way. Now I have a mangled knee. It hurts when I walk down the stairs, and the lift in the metro is broken. FMCL

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May 30, 2010 02:49 PM - Health - by Anonymous

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Today, I kept on waiting for my new work visa to be approved so I can start a job. They are probably checking my background and reviewing any wiretap recordings they have on me. China's opaque government can really make you feel paranoid sometimes. FMCL

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May 25, 2010 11:54 AM - Work - by VisaPain

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Today, the first Spring-like day this year, my friends and I decided to go on a hike up Fu Shan. Now we can't breathe and are coughing constantly because of the smog. FMCL

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May 4, 2010 10:07 AM - Health - by QDteacher

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Today, after months of frequently eating out I made tomato sauce, but decided it tasted totally bland. The only thing I could do to make it taste better was add MSG. Thanks China, my taste buds will never be the same. FMCL

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Apr 27, 2010 07:20 AM - Health - by chuuffff

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Today, after being in China for 8 months as an exchange student, the guys in my class can have eye contact with me for at least 5 seconds and 2 guys out of 24 even dare to talk to me. FMCL

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Apr 26, 2010 12:00 PM - Miscellaneous - by vivi

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Yesterday, a cab driver called me fat. He immediately followed that up by saying it was OK because Chinese girls love fat guys. Too bad I'm not into Asians... and I'm gay. FMCL

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Apr 26, 2010 11:36 AM - Sex - by Powersimm

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Today, I figured out the reason why my Chinese flatmate smokes in the bathroom. It's to cover up the smell after she's taken a dump. She is embarrassed about that and for some reason thinks that the smell of cigarette smoke is more acceptable. FMCL.

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Apr 26, 2010 02:14 AM - Health - by DrHorrible

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Today, someone kept banging on my front door while I was still asleep. Annoyed, I got up and answered the door. A small lady walked in without even looking at me, said "你好, 抄水表," took a look at the water meter and walked out in under 10 seconds. I went back to bed. It was 07:45 on Sunday morning. FMCL

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Apr 25, 2010 08:30 AM - Miscellaneous - by DKwan

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Yesterday, I finally received my first non-English teaching job offer at a financial firm. Their salary offer? 4000 RMB a month. FMCL

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Apr 25, 2010 01:37 AM - Work - by screwedup

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