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Last year, on my way back from the airport, the cab driver slowed down upon seeing a stray dog walk across the highway, but quickly got impatient. He then ran over it on purpose. Bump. FMCL

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Yeah, that's China for you (42) - Totally your fault (3)

Mar 11, 2010 03:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by sadpuppy

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I met a Chinese girl last weekend and asked her out on a date this week. Today, she called me and asked if our date was going to include dinner. I replied, "No, just drinks," to which she replied, "No thanks." FMCL

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Mar 10, 2010 11:08 AM - Sex - by loverboy

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Today, I woke up and realized the place I live has its own FML website. FMCL

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Mar 10, 2010 10:16 AM - Miscellaneous - by saleenr6

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Last year, the plumber had to come when my friend was visiting. Even though I spent 10 minutes explaining the problem in fluent Mandarin, he didn't look at me once and only spoke to my friend, who was standing right next to me with his mouth closed. I'm white and my friend is Chinese-American. FMCL

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Mar 10, 2010 12:57 AM - Miscellaneous - by jiongwen

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Today, my female co-worker followed me into our office's one-stall bathroom when I really had to pee, began talking to me, and stood there expecting me to go in front of her. FMCL

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Mar 9, 2010 03:26 PM - Work - by beijinghonghua

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Today, I was talking with a friend on Skype about the pollution and dangerous traffic in Shanghai and forgot to use my proxy network. Our connection started cutting out and I'm sure someone was screening our conversation. FMCL

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Mar 9, 2010 11:28 AM - Health - by Nali

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Today, the weather forecast predicted the first sunny day in Shanghai for weeks, but there was too much pollution to see the sun. FMCL

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Mar 9, 2010 11:24 AM - Health - by Nali

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Today, my uncle finally gave me my Spring Festival present. I'm turning 24 and it's the Year of the Tiger. I thought it would be a red envelope full of cash. The package turned out to be 10 pairs of red underwear. FMCL

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Mar 7, 2010 08:31 PM - Money - by Anonymous

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Last night, my friends took me to a bar with some very attractive girls. Then I realized that all the attractive ones were prostitutes. FMCL

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Mar 7, 2010 03:02 PM - Sex - by jehsus

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Today, my Chinese cell phone is stuck on Chinese characters. I don't read Chinese and I can't fix it. FMCL

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Mar 5, 2010 10:00 PM - Miscellaneous - by FdinChina

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