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Christmas eve, a group of us were trying to get into a club. While the boys were bargaining with the owners this creepy midget beggar attacked all the girls! At first I laughed but then he began to slap our ass and grab at my chest! after an hour of torment, we gave him 1kaui! he ran away happily! FMCL

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Mar 7, 2011 10:07 AM - Sex - by scared4life

Yesterday, a cab driver called me fat. He immediately followed that up by saying it was OK because Chinese girls love fat guys. Too bad I'm not into Asians... and I'm gay. FMCL

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Apr 26, 2010 11:36 AM - Sex - by Powersimm

The other day, I was walking past a subway station sex shop on my way home from work and remembered I needed some lube for me and my girlfriend. Little did I know that the night would end with me and her rushing to the bathroom to wash off the burning sensation on our genitals. FMCL

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Mar 19, 2010 12:05 AM - Sex - by burningdick

I met a Chinese girl last weekend and asked her out on a date this week. Today, she called me and asked if our date was going to include dinner. I replied, "No, just drinks," to which she replied, "No thanks." FMCL

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Mar 10, 2010 11:08 AM - Sex - by loverboy

Last night, my friends took me to a bar with some very attractive girls. Then I realized that all the attractive ones were prostitutes. FMCL

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Mar 7, 2010 03:02 PM - Sex - by jehsus

Today, I went to get a happy ending massage at some pink light shop. The woman who blew me turned out to be the pimp's 35+ year-old wife. She had a toddler right downstairs, and I probably have AIDS now. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 08:23 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

Today, a Caucasian guy asked me if my vagina was sideways. I was like, "I'm not even Chinese!" FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 07:09 PM - Sex - by Guj

Today, I paid for sex with a woman who has clearly had a Caesarian section. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 07:00 PM - Sex - by MitchG

Today, my Chinese girlfriend asked me why the other English teachers at the school I work at call me "du-shi-bai-ge." FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 06:59 PM - Sex - by Teeks

This weekend, I slept with my tenth Chinese girl. Not a single one of these ten ever trimmed or shaved down there. FMCL

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Mar 1, 2010 01:23 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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