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Today, I went to get a happy ending massage at some pink light shop. The woman who blew me turned out to be the pimp's 35+ year-old wife. She had a toddler right downstairs, and I probably have AIDS now. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 08:23 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

This weekend, I slept with my tenth Chinese girl. Not a single one of these ten ever trimmed or shaved down there. FMCL

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Mar 1, 2010 01:23 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

Today, my Chinese cell phone is stuck on Chinese characters. I don't read Chinese and I can't fix it. FMCL

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Mar 5, 2010 10:00 PM - Miscellaneous - by FdinChina

Today, I realized the Chinese girl I have been flirting online with is old enough to be my mom. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 02:29 PM - Love - by shanghaiap

I tried to write a book about China but it was so poorly written that nobody would even review it. FMCL

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Mar 4, 2010 09:24 AM - Work - by zisha

Today, I paid for sex with a woman who has clearly had a Caesarian section. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 07:00 PM - Sex - by MitchG

Today, I find this website very disrespect Chinese people's feelings. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by Samanta

Last weekend, my friend lit a firecracker in my hand as a joke and I quickly threw it away... into a police station, and was deported from China. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by MattRyder

I met a Chinese girl last weekend and asked her out on a date this week. Today, she called me and asked if our date was going to include dinner. I replied, "No, just drinks," to which she replied, "No thanks." FMCL

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Mar 10, 2010 11:08 AM - Sex - by loverboy

Last night, my Chinese girlfriend began to hint that she wanted an engagement ring soon. We've only been dating for three months. FMCL

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Mar 3, 2010 10:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

Recently, a TV repairman was fixing my TV. I pointed out that the TV screen was also really unclear and asked why. He ran his finger across the screen, swiping away a thick layer of Beijing dirt and dust to reveal sharp images and colors beneath. "It's just really dirty," he said. FMCL

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Feb 27, 2010 10:03 AM - Miscellaneous - by FmclFan

Today, I was riding down from the 20th floor enjoying a couple of Shuangxi's when some prick who couldn't speak Chinese cleared his throat and pointed to the no smoking sign. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 07:01 PM - Health - by funkywang

Today, I got into a fight with a 14 year old security guard and lost. FMCL

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Mar 2, 2010 12:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by tern

Today, I was really excited about scoring an internship in Beijing...and then I found this site. FMCL

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Mar 1, 2010 06:47 PM - Work - by kippy

Today, after months of frequently eating out I made tomato sauce, but decided it tasted totally bland. The only thing I could do to make it taste better was add MSG. Thanks China, my taste buds will never be the same. FMCL

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Apr 27, 2010 07:20 AM - Health - by chuuffff

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