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  <title>Today I sat in Chinese class for 6 hours and am also expected to complete </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I sat in Chinese class for 6 hours and am also expected to complete 2 HSK practice tests which takes about 2 hours. I have no free time to explore the country I have come to study abroad. FMCL<br><br>By: apclark1<br />on 21-07-2011<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 28<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last weekend my roommate and I returned our flat back to the landlord. She wanted </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last weekend my roommate and I returned our flat back to the landlord. She wanted us to replace a sofa that had a broken spring even though it was already broken when we got it and it was noted in the contract. She thought we made the sofa worse. We argued with her about it for over an hour. FMCL.<br><br>By: pumpkinbear<br />on 12-07-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 22 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Yesterday I got a text message from a student unddarling-Pimissyouverymuch-(iwantyoutogivemeacardokfurthermoreiwanttohaveabighugwithyou-)tomorrowisallrightund She never uses spaces in </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday I got a text message from a student unddarling-Pimissyouverymuch-(iwantyoutogivemeacardokfurthermoreiwanttohaveabighugwithyou-)tomorrowisallrightund She never uses spaces in her messages. I know she means well and is sweet but its always awkward. I call her Student Jerry. FMCL<br><br>By: Teacher Marlie<br />on 13-06-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I sat next to my boss for an all day meeting and realized even </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I sat next to my boss for an all day meeting and realized even young people at the age of 23 can have halitosis.  He doesnt seem to brush his teeth either.  FMCL<br><br>By: zekel<br />on 08-06-2011<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I couldnt figure out why my bus was going so slow. I realized later </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I couldnt figure out why my bus was going so slow. I realized later that the bus driver was slowing down every time he wanted to hawk a loogie out of the window. Which was often. FMCL<br><br>By: From Hubei<br />on 24-03-2011<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Christmas eve a group of us were trying to get into a club. While the </title>
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    <![CDATA[Christmas eve a group of us were trying to get into a club. While the boys were bargaining with the owners this creepy midget beggar attacked all the girls At first I laughed but then he began to slap our ass and grab at my chest after an hour of torment we gave him 1kaui he ran away happily FMCL<br><br>By: scared4life<br />on 07-03-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 15<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Yesterday my tutoring center called me at 4pm. I was scheduled to teach a class </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday my tutoring center called me at 4pm. I was scheduled to teach a class of 6 year olds 5pm to 6pm for them.  They said undWe would ALSO like you to teach an extra class from 6 to 7pm for middle schoolers tonight.  Please do great preparations for the class it must be so good they joinund FMCL<br><br>By: Myyatt<br />on 25-02-2011<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Myyatt</author>
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  <title>Last year on New Years Eve my friends and I went clubbing. It was a </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last year on New Years Eve my friends and I went clubbing. It was a good night I was dancing with two beautiful Chinese and we even kissed. Before it was midnight 2011 I discovered my Windows phone was gone and so were the girls. FMCL<br><br>By: dragonfly<br />on 25-02-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 39<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last week I parked my electric bike for the first time off campus just 3 </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last week I parked my electric bike for the first time off campus just 3 meters away from the campus guards to get the last metro into town. The next day when I wanted to pick it up the battery was stolen and no one saw anything. The new battery was 800 kuai. FMCL<br><br>By: dragonfly<br />on 25-02-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 18<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last week I started a new job at a Chinese company making me the only </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last week I started a new job at a Chinese company making me the only foreigner there. Unfortunately my first name (David) is the same as my bosss English name. To avoid confusion I will now be called Little David. FMCL<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 19-02-2011<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 54 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last week the building next to mine briefly caught on fire from fireworks so the </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last week the building next to mine briefly caught on fire from fireworks so the people in the courtyard stopped setting off new ones. I thought it was for safety reasons really they were just too busy gawking at the fire. MCLIA<br><br>By: Powersimm<br />on 09-02-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I called a friend in the States. Upon hanging up he said undbyeund ... </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I called a friend in the States. Upon hanging up he said undbyeund ... I said unden bye-byeund Click. Ill be expecting an email about this. FMCL<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 27-01-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 30 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today one of my students had on a zippered jacket. On one side of the </title>
  <link>http://www.fmychinalife.com/view/Work/185</link>
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    <![CDATA[Today one of my students had on a zippered jacket. On one side of the zipper it said MUL and on the other side it said LET. MCLIG<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-10-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 28 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today on the bus I saw a man carrying a leg of lamb in a </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today on the bus I saw a man carrying a leg of lamb in a bag. The butcher had not managed to get all of the fur off of the leg. FMCL<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-10-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I saw a bumper sticker on a car that said undBlondes have more funund </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I saw a bumper sticker on a car that said undBlondes have more funund The driver was a middle aged Chinese man. MCLIG<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-10-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 32 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today one of my students (who was in the class I was teaching) texted me </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today one of my students (who was in the class I was teaching) texted me during class. She wanted to know if she could take a picture of me after class was over. FMCL<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-10-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 28 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I was taking a bus home from work. The bus stopped at a gas </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I was taking a bus home from work. The bus stopped at a gas station and everyone got off so I followed suit. We waited 10 minutes and then got on another bus which broke down 2 stops later. I walked to the next bus stop and got on another bus home. It took me 3 buses to get home instead of 1. FMCL<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-10-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last night I prepared a detailed PowerPoint for my English class. Today when I got </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last night I prepared a detailed PowerPoint for my English class. Today when I got in the classroom to teach I was informed there was no power on the entire campus. FMCL<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-10-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today while on looking for a wifi network to connect to on my phone I </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today while on looking for a wifi network to connect to on my phone I saw one named Sexwithdiandian. MCLIG <br><br>By: kafei<br />on 08-10-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last week I got jumped outside of Mix by 4 Chinese guys. When I called </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last week I got jumped outside of Mix by 4 Chinese guys. When I called the police to report the incident the only thing the cops cared about was which country I was from. After talking to them for 45 minutes.. no cops showed up.  FMCL<br><br>By: whichcountry<br />on 25-09-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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